The Story of the Fairies and the Muffin

Once upon a time there was a big huge enormous muffin. That muffin was real. And it had a real family. And the muffin got eaten by the magical fairies. And when they are eaten by the magical fairies, something magical happens... they get right back out!! And, they had a pen when they got right back out. Do you know why? They wrote in the fairies tummies. And do you know what they wrote? They wrote, “I love you fairies”. The end.